Loaner Phone Diaries

My T-Mobile Dash conked out on me this weekend which launched me into the "loaner phone" culture. Ready to hate this archaic phone(T-Mobile doesn't even sell it anymore) I stumbled on a gem of text msgs and phone contacts stored in the phone from the previous "borrower", and learned he is a slut. Sending out booty calls, and saving contacts as "Hot Gay Host" leads me to believe that if this phone could talk, boy would it have a story to tell.