Got him!

This slimy bastard was brought down by Thai police for pedophilia against young boys. Over the years, Canadian Christopher Paul Neil has posted numerous distorted photos of his acts with boys online and has managed to evade the law. Finally, Thai law enforcers were able to identify him with the help of one of his victims. He will potentially be charged in Canada(law permits prosecution on crimes committed abroad)Vietnam and Cambodia. Let's put him under the jail guys.

Hagel Switzerland!?

Switzerland's economy is booming, unemployment is only 2% and crime rates are low but the hatred for foreigners thrive. Switzerland's leading political party the People's Party has been running on an anti-immigrant platform. Their mission is to kick out all immigrants and restore Switzerland to it's lily white image. The People's Party want to deport any immigrant family,not just the perpetrator, who's member has committed a crime. Immigrants make up 20% of the pop.and have been disparagingly arrested and charged for crimes white Switz get away with. Not only have they taken a "stance" on crime and immigration, the People's Party want to pull out of the UN Convention against Racism and dissolve it's own country's Federal Commission on Racism. Monday's election will show Switzerland's true colors or should I say true allegiance, Hagel Switerland!

Wash your hands!

The CDC predicts there will be more deaths from MRSA(a strain of Staph bacteria that is resistant to certain antibiotics)than AIDS in America.
What is MRSA?
MRSA stands for methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus. This type of bacteria causes "staph" infections that are resistant to treatment with usual antibiotics.
How to avoid it?
This infection is passed through direct skin contact so....
Stay away from hospitals(cesspool of diseases)
Wash you hands!
Tend to minor cuts and scrapes- there are cases of teenage athletes contracting staph from exposed cuts and scrapes.

Warn your kids,cousins, nieces, nephews, grandkids etc.... Don't borrow clothes, constantly wash your hands, and don't touch your pimply, scabby friends.

For New Parents:
Don't over medicate your kids! When you pump your kids up with antibiotics for every sneeze and cough, they become immune to the antibiotic. That's part of the reason this version of staph is resistant

Back to Eden people, Back to Eden!

COUSIN!

This just proves everyone's got some black in 'em; twice removed ;)

Here we go again!

Putin announced Russia will develop new nuclear weapons. For those keeping count here are the current list of nations holdin':

United States
Russia
United Kingdom
France
China
India
Pakistan
Israel
North Korea

Pissing off the World

The state of the world is more and more unstable and unfortunately the next President of the United States will inherit a new war. Whether it expands in the Middle East or explodes in Asia, I'm keeping a "Piss List" of nations we could possibly war with. Here are some current countries we are currently pissing off:

Turkey: Pissed the US Congress called the mass killing of Armenians genocide, and now they threaten to invade the Kurds in northern Iraq.



China: Pissed the US is threating the sovereignty of China by acknowledging the Dali Lama and Tibetan refugees and vowing to do "what ever it takes" to protect Taiwan from a Chinese military attack


Russia and Iran: We all know we are on Iran's piss list but now Russia is siding with them and politely warned to US not to invade Iran.

Loaner Phone Diaries

My T-Mobile Dash conked out on me this weekend which launched me into the "loaner phone" culture. Ready to hate this archaic phone(T-Mobile doesn't even sell it anymore) I stumbled on a gem of text msgs and phone contacts stored in the phone from the previous "borrower", and learned he is a slut. Sending out booty calls, and saving contacts as "Hot Gay Host" leads me to believe that if this phone could talk, boy would it have a story to tell.